Holey Hiker Bidet by Holey Hiker


Option: Original
Price:
$23
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Description

Ships in 1-2 business days | Based in Bethany, Connecticut | Est. 2021

The Bentley of portable bidets

This tiny (and dare we say cute) yellow bidet connects easily by popping into a water bottle and, unlike other bidets, dispenses water through FOUR little holes. Not a single small stream... a real deep clean! As a bonus, it's also the bidet that looks most like a minon or a BUMblebee!

Use as a bidet to keep that booty clean, or use as a little ultralight shower to keep the rest of your stinky self staying fresh! 

Two options are available: The original works with smart water bottles, and the CNOC version works specifically for 28mm CNOC products!

When you order the CNOC version you'll get:

  1. One bidet fitted with the Cnoc-compatible O-ring

  2. One extra O-ring for use with other bottles

As Paul Bogush, the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets says... "It's Freedom from chaffing and monkey butt. Freedom from that smell that starts coming up after about three days on the trail. Freedom from the guilt you have been feeling for years. You know that smearing poop against your skin with toilet paper until it disappeared just did not seem to make any sense. You are now living guilt free. You are living clean."

Features:

  • 4 tiny holes
  • Arrow on top pointing toward correct direction of use
  • O-ring to ensure a good fit

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Weight: 0.14oz | 4g 

Materials:

  • Injection molded ABS plastic
  • Silicone food grade O-rings

Manufactured in Connecticut, U.S.A. 

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I
01/10/2025
Ian
United States

Super handy

Bought one of these for home/ trail use. Super handy and makes me feel way cleaner throughout the day. It is a bit difficult to learn how to aim it at first but once you get the hang of it the thing works great. The only thing I will say is this is not great at cleaning up mudslide levels of mess. I found I still need to wipe sometimes if I've had an especially messy session on the porcelain throne

K
01/06/2025
katie SVG verified by SHOP
United States

Exactly as described. Strong stream of water.

BM
01/02/2025
Big m.
United States

Best ever

I wouldn’t hit the trail without it. Works amazing.

JR
12/30/2024
John R.
United States

No need to carry out all that tp!

With a bidet to wash up and a kula cloth to pat dry there is no need for tp in the wilderness. I will however dedicate a squeeze bottle for exclusive use with the bidet.

M
12/09/2024
MARK SVG verified by SHOP
United States

Will replace my handheld bidet. Super light and small alternative to use with standard water/soda bottle. I am very happy with the purchase

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