Description
Ships in 1-2 business days | Based in Bethany, Connecticut | Est. 2021
The Bentley of portable bidets
This tiny (and dare we say cute) yellow bidet connects easily by popping into a water bottle and, unlike other bidets, dispenses water through FOUR little holes. Not a single small stream... a real deep clean! As a bonus, it's also the bidet that looks most like a minon or a BUMblebee!
Use as a bidet to keep that booty clean, or use as a little ultralight shower to keep the rest of your stinky self staying fresh!
Two options are available: The original works with smart water bottles, and the CNOC version works specifically for 28mm CNOC products!
When you order the CNOC version you'll get:
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One bidet fitted with the Cnoc-compatible O-ring
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One extra O-ring for use with other bottles
As Paul Bogush, the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets says... "It's Freedom from chaffing and monkey butt. Freedom from that smell that starts coming up after about three days on the trail. Freedom from the guilt you have been feeling for years. You know that smearing poop against your skin with toilet paper until it disappeared just did not seem to make any sense. You are now living guilt free. You are living clean."
Features:
- 4 tiny holes
- Arrow on top pointing toward correct direction of use
- O-ring to ensure a good fit
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Weight: 0.14oz | 4g
Materials:
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Injection molded ABS plastic
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Silicone food grade O-rings
Manufactured in Connecticut, U.S.A.
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Almost perfect
Using with the Cnoc 28mm Vesica 1L Collapsible Bottle and really loving it. Got it originally for my wife after giving birth to help with postpartum bathroom adventures but have also used our on trail. Works great both at home and in the wild. The seal and flow rate are awesome. The only issue I have had is that because it is so small it is very easy to misplace. I would love if it had a loop attachment where i could attach a 1mm paracord leash to keep it from getting lost when unplugged. Or an alternative idea would be a separate product that is a 28mm cap (with a paracord attachment so the cap doesn't get lost and is always easily accessible) that you could use to screw over the top of the bidet while stll inserted into the bottle so you could keep it from getting dirty. This would really be useful for those of us who are only using the bottle for bidet use only. Take away: the bidet functions awesome but there is room for improvement
Save the TP
Been using a squeezy bottle with arm for backpacking bidet for years which is great but takes up space. This holey screw cap for smart water bottle is the answer to this! Alongside a Kula cloth, Used maybe half roll total of TP for 7 night back country. Great product.
Very cool gadget
It’s great. I haven’t used it enough times to tell, but so far I’m very happy with the purchase.
Cool customer service
Never got to use it. Sadly it never arrived. Possibly stolen. But great customer service.
Super handy
Bought one of these for home/ trail use. Super handy and makes me feel way cleaner throughout the day. It is a bit difficult to learn how to aim it at first but once you get the hang of it the thing works great. The only thing I will say is this is not great at cleaning up mudslide levels of mess. I found I still need to wipe sometimes if I've had an especially messy session on the porcelain throne
