Description
Ships in 1-2 business days | Based in Austin, TX | Est. 1998
The joys of cold soaking without having to eat a cold meal
Infrared images of the human body confirm common knowledge; one of the hottest parts of the human body is the crotch area. Your body naturally generates significant heat while hiking; why not harness this heat for a warm dinner? Save the weight and hassle of cooking. Just slip your dinner into your pants about an hour before you stop hiking for the day, and when you get to camp, sit down to a warm dinner. Imagine the envy on your friends' faces as they fuss around with their stoves, or choke down a cold dinner, and you simply pull your warm dinner out of your pants.
Features:
- Attaches to any pants with belt loops with the two mini carabiners
- Fits quart-sized freezer bags so your dinner can stay sanitary
- Cooking instructions printed on the front
- Functions as an ultralight fuel-less backpacking stove
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Specs
Dimensions: 5.9"H x 8.1"W | 15.1cm x 20.5cm
Weight: 0.56oz | 16g total
- Crotch Pot: 0.21oz | 6g
- Mini Carabiners (2): 0.28oz | 5g each
Materials: Laminated Tyvek
Made in Vietnam
***Discounts are not available on Gossamer Gear products.
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How to Use: Just add cold water to the dry ingredients in the Ziploc bag, zip the bag shut, and put it into the Crotch Pot. Slip the pot into your pants, directly against your skin for best results, and hike on for the last hour or so before stopping for dinner. You can knead the meal (discretely) while walking to make sure things are mixing well — you may need to monitor in case you need to add additional water. Then when you get to camp, simply pull out your dinner, grab your spoon, and enjoy! Works for breakfast too! Just break camp quickly after slipping some instant oatmeal into your pants. When the sun comes out after a few miles, you can stop and enjoy a satisfying warm breakfast, without the hassle of breaking out a stove and pot to boil water!
