Description
Ships in 1-2 business days | Based in Austin, TX | Est. 1998
The joys of cold soaking without having to eat a cold meal
Infrared images of the human body confirm common knowledge; one of the hottest parts of the human body is the crotch area. Your body naturally generates significant heat while hiking; why not harness this heat for a warm dinner? Save the weight and hassle of cooking. Just slip your dinner into your pants about an hour before you stop hiking for the day, and when you get to camp, sit down to a warm dinner. Imagine the envy on your friends' faces as they fuss around with their stoves, or choke down a cold dinner, and you simply pull your warm dinner out of your pants.
Features:
- Attaches to any pants with belt loops with the two mini carabiners
- Fits quart-sized freezer bags so your dinner can stay sanitary
- Cooking instructions printed on the front
- Functions as an ultralight fuel-less backpacking stove
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Specs
Dimensions: 5.9"H x 8.1"W | 15.1cm x 20.5cm
Weight: 0.56oz | 16g total
- Crotch Pot: 0.21oz | 6g
- Mini Carabiners (2): 0.28oz | 5g each
Materials: Laminated Tyvek
Made in Vietnam
***Discounts are not available on Gossamer Gear products.
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How to Use: Just add cold water to the dry ingredients in the Ziploc bag, zip the bag shut, and put it into the Crotch Pot. Slip the pot into your pants, directly against your skin for best results, and hike on for the last hour or so before stopping for dinner. You can knead the meal (discretely) while walking to make sure things are mixing well — you may need to monitor in case you need to add additional water. Then when you get to camp, simply pull out your dinner, grab your spoon, and enjoy! Works for breakfast too! Just break camp quickly after slipping some instant oatmeal into your pants. When the sun comes out after a few miles, you can stop and enjoy a satisfying warm breakfast, without the hassle of breaking out a stove and pot to boil water!
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Crotch Pot
The Crotch Pot was too good to pass up, it will be a great gift for one of my ultra-light backpacking fanatic friends. You might want to order some of the smell-proof bags to go with it.
Spicy
Ladies, brace yourselves for the most intimate hiking experience of your life! Forget the traditional pot and stove setup—introducing the Crotch Pot. It’s exactly what it sounds like, and frankly, it’s as awkward as it is effective. As a woman who loves the outdoors but isn’t exactly fond of lugging around heavy gear, I was intrigued by this “innovative” solution to ultralight hiking. The premise is simple: instead of carrying a bulky stove and pot, you slap a heat-absorbing bag on your crotch and let science (and your body heat) do the rest. The crotch is scientifically the warmest part of the human body, so why not put it to work? If I’m going to heat my dinner with anything, I might as well use what nature gave me—and trust me, it gave me plenty. � The first time I used it, I’ll admit, I was skeptical. The bag fits snugly, which I’m sure anyone with a well-endowed pair of hips or thighs will appreciate. The warmth is immediately noticeable, and within minutes, my soup was heating up like… well, you know. (Wink wink). Now, let’s talk about functionality. The bag doesn’t just rely on your body heat—it actually stays surprisingly snug and comfortable in place. So, no awkward fumbling with it while you're trying to maintain your “hiker chic” vibe. Plus, no one can see your secret weapon—unless, of course, you decide to make it part of your seductive hiker persona (Hey, I’m not judging). The Crotch Pot is really something else—it's like your own personal furnace, except this one’s much more hands-on. And just when you thought your hike couldn’t get any hotter, the Crotch Pot comes to the rescue, providing a warm meal in the most unexpected of ways. A couple of caveats: It’s probably not the best for group hikes—imagine the looks when you start unzipping your pants to heat up your food. 😂 (Unless you're into that :) ) And for the love of all things sacred, don’t try to heat anything too spicy down there. You’ll regret it. All in all, the Crotch Pot is a hilarious, practical, and strangely comforting addition to my hiking gear. Plus, it gives me the perfect excuse to tell people that my food is always hot, if you catch my drift. �🔥 In conclusion: If you're looking for a way to heat up your hiking experience literally, this is the product for you. Just be prepared for the side-eyes and the warmth—you’ll never look at your crotch the same way again. 😏
